Carlos Zambrano Meltdown Watch

The Cubs moved pitcher Carlos Zambrano to the bullpen. This move is destined to end poorly. Carlos has an ERA of 6.44 on his first 15 pitches thrown. He is a notorious slow starter who gets stronger as the game goes on. How can you make this guy a relief pitcher? Lou Pinella must be going senile. It is just a matter of time before this move leads to a Carlos Zambrano meltdown. Hide the water cooler and get his teammates protective face gear the watch is on. I predict he will have a meltdown by Labor Day. I'm installing a countdown from Labor Day to today. I say there will be a meltdown before the countdown reaches zero.